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gentlemanpigeon:

girl???? who like a VIDE GAM e?!???? ahow dose she pl ay…… with a Boob???

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cutewizard:

My bf used all our condoms to have a water balloon fight with his friends

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staleboy:

me playing sports

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sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

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gasstrodon:

the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning

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religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

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seedy:

when your crush doesn’t like you back 

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ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

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saintlukas:

Madonna be like

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tithegirl:

shiips:

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sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

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floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

I would have loved to see his reaction if the owl had flown right back in the window.

The owl is so menacing omg

reblog forever because owls are both the best thing ever and beyond terrifying.

Hahahahaha!! I want 50 of them.

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babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

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