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laurenjauregei:

how to be smooth as hell with your crush

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tommarvalo:

marvel’s got movies planned out for the next fourteen years god damn i don’t even know what i’m going to be doing in an hour…

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chdori:

every time this comes on my dash i watch it and every time it becomes even funnier than the time before and eventually it will be so funny that i will literally have an aneurysm and die.

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jensen-fuckles:

The new harry potter movie looks great

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if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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aduhm:

reblog if u a lil ugly

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yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

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awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

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  • mom: can you do this chore for me?
  • me: *doesn't do it within 0.2 seconds*
  • mom: *does it for you*
  • mom: why can't you ever be responsible
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autosage:

things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

  • "i don’t have much to say"
  • (shrug with a smile)
  • "i like listening"
  • (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”

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thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

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i don’t care if you’re 13 or 26 on tumblr we’re all the same age

unless you are 12.9

yeah if you’re 12.9 get out

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Source: queenbradbury
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speakeasytherapy:

allkillernofiller:

accidentally bumps into someone

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"you don’t have to keep apologizing" 

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Source: allkillernofiller