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magicconchshell:

is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep 

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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the-yolocaust:

"your password is weak" fuck you

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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thivus:

things that are ok

  • being vegan

things that are not ok and should be criminal offenses

  • forcing your omnivore/carnivore pets to be vegan

(via condom)

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crowbara:

jetgreguar:

gaybabyrollins:

vuov:

Neptune taken by NASA

who THE FUCK let NASA take Neptune

release neptune

Free Neptune 2014

(via condom)

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laugh-addict:

 

George TakeYou rule. 

George Takei is a beautiful human being.

I love George Takei!

George Takei being amazing and mocking these sad, pathetic bigoted idiots in his glorious style

It is the best thing

LOOK AT ALL THIS STAR-SASS RIGHT HERE :D

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will yALL STOP WITH THE METAPHORS ALREADY

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westbor0baptistchurch:

let’s go all 

the way tonight

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just love

(via laugh-addict)

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naative:

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

(via condom)

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spookaroniandcheese:

what even was this show

is that arya stark

(via condom)

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haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

(via condom)

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  • Question: How far have you gone with a guy? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    perks-of-being-chinese:

    i went to canada with my dad once

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