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unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.

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whoredinarygirl:

bagmilk:

reblog this post for nothing in your inbox

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wow it works every time

woah I can’t believe it the post has nearly 200k notes and I still got nothing in my inbox

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whoredinarygirl:

bagmilk:

reblog this post for nothing in your inbox

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wow it works every time

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buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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fatgirlopinions:

padaleckawaii:

pros and cons to having boobs:

cons:
-finding tops/dresses which fit
-the lying on ur front issue
-bras
-wrapping urself in a towel (harder than it sounds)
-they get cold in the bath bc theyre not in the water
-back ache ow
-swimming costumes and bikinis
-“my eyes are up here”
-running. like jfc
-pAiNN during periods

pros:
-squishy squish

The pros outweigh the cons honestly

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taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

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howidiotic:

must we mackle more???? haven’t we mackled enough???

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minimist:

may the grade boundaries be ever in your favour

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klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

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leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

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cosmologicalastrophysicist:

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monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

Imagination is wondering if a smoothie can be made by compressing a tomato in your ass

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